somebody please let this man retire
this episode changed me forever
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
Anonymous said: How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
the same amount of whites it takes to screw a goat…or a dog…or a cousin?
why do people have sex after funerals?
they have mourning wood
i sound like a bad rap song
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying